Fab Five is the quintessential "angry black man". His over-education has led him to recognize every possible slight imaginable. Somehow he managed to land himself a plum job with a "darling" tech company, pre-IPO. When not railing against the system, he can often be found in deep, worthless thought. Or staring at his phone. Other times he's on some sort of mission to do something - kinda like Quixote chasing windmills.